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Voodoo Grape Juice Monster
7/10
This is a new one... I didn't expect to like it, as I don't really care for grape flavors
but it was shockingly nice. The can art is pretty as well.. It's definitely
worth trying for yourself. Also my father said something about it sort of tasting
like honeydew ? Not sure about that I havent eaten honeydew in years
so I wouldn't know

Celsius On-the-Go powder packets
0/10
Fuck off. Only drink this ig U hate urself.
Its so ba d but i dont have any energy drinks im cryig.
This packet murdered everyone i loove

OG Monster
???/10
Shocking I havent done this one !!!
I don't really drink this one anymore cuz like.. Obviously it contains
the same amount of caffine as the others (I think ?) But the taste
is so strange that it literallt makes my body think it's gonna shut down after a few sips.
Like literal battery acid. Doesn';t stop me tho
*spews vomit everywhere*

Mango Loco Monster
8/10
Reallyyy nice .. I like mango flavired things.
I started drinking this after the loss of my wife Aussie Lemonade.
Mango loco may be great but my wife will never truly be capable of being replaced.

Ultra Wild Passion Monster
4/10
Boring. It''s really just boring in my opinion.
You take a sip and taste like.. nothing. Then theeres a bit of a citrus taste after.
Really all i have to say.. I do not recommend sadly

chironup
11/10
such a fantastic site..... neat and organized very pretty.
th guy who made it is so smart even though he likes
to bash my head into the wall until i pass out.
THANK U PON PON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aussie lemonade monster
10/10
ohjhb my god. ph my god i love them so badly it hurts.
im so angry they pulled them over here. I. WAS. BUYIN G THAT,
BRING IT BACK PLEASE BEFRIE
I KILL MYSELF. they remind me of summer

celcius wild berry
6/10
fucking horrible but it saciates my craving for caffine.
thats the only reason it didnt get a 3/10. its kinda good when its cold
and i steal the,m from my dad